WEEK TWO

Officially I think week two should have started a few days ago, but I was busy and lazy and deep down I know there was no way I'd ever really be able to track every single thing I Googled in a year. Does that mean I should quit? Nope. Continue...

3.24.08

25. McDonalds
i wanted to see if there was an apostrophe at the end. there is. McDonald's.

This starts a whole slew of searches for a few blog entries I was writing.

26. Ashley Alexandra Dupre song sales
Ashley is Elliot Spitzer's high priced whore.

27. new york post Ashley dupre cover
she was nude on the cover of the post.

28. new york post covers

29. Ashley Alexandra Dupre New York Post Cover

30. Ashley Alexandra Dupre New York Post

31. Ashley Alexandra Dupre offers
apparently she got offers from penthouse and girls gone wild

32. Ashley Alexandra Dupre girls gone wild
this search led to this video:



I was also working on a blog about the dream team of Elliot Spitzer and Kwame Kilpatrick. I didn't save the links and I'm not going to recopy them. Fuck it.

33. Elliot spitzer
scandalous mayor of new york

34. Kwame Kilpatrick
corrupt mayor of detroit

35. Kwame stripper murdered
supposedly Kwame had a stripper murdered.

36. Ashley Alexandra Dupre

37. Spitzer

38. Spitzer’s escort
high priced whore

39. Eyetv hybrid
still not working great.

40. Electricity man
for a blog I was writing about constantly being shocked.

41. Electro
this is the hero I was looking for.

42. Atandt wireless
i can never remember the website address. having a "&" in your company name really fucks you.

43. Interview with david simon the wire
I love the wire. THIS is the interview I was looking for.

3.25.08

44. webmd bloody nose
i thought i should check with google and see if there's anything wrong with waking up and having your nose gush blood. could just be dry air.

45. bloody nose
looking for an image for my blog about getting a bloody nose.

46. blood
didn't quite find the image I wanted, so I broadened the search.

47. What’s grosser than gross
remember those jokes? i had an idea for something, but maybe not a good idea.

48. which real housewifes of NY are you
the show was on, my girlfriend wanted to take the quiz mentioned in Brandy's Blog

49. real housewives of New york quiz
search for what it is

50. real housewives of New york
broaden the search. i guess you just had to go to bravotv.com

51. shotgun willies
best strip club in denver, also a great website.

52. davey rock of love
talking to Brett on the phone about how she looks like a muppet. the search was unsuccessful, since her name is daisy. she works at shotgun willies!

53. rock of love
just find the show, I guess.

03.27.07

54. turbo tax online
time to do your taxes, suckers

55. freelancers union
i pay my health insurance through here, so i was looking up my payment history for tax purposes.

56. that ain't cool movie quote

57. that's not cool lyric

58. clueless script

59. juno script

60. mean girls script

61. that's not cool movie quote

62. that's not cool quotes

63. simple site

64. greys anatomy

65. seinfeld

66. beating with a bag of oranges

67. bring it on script

68. key food murder security camera avenue a

69. key food murder security camera

70. key food murder pictures



http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&q=mr+whipple&btnG=Search+Images
http://www.google.com/search?q=hey+whipple&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8


http://www.google.com/search?q=eric+deichl&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

The Running Account of Things I Google

3.13.08

1. what does an x on my ibook battery icon mean?
it means my computer is in trouble.

2. does dr pepper have caffeine?
yes, 46 somethings per 12oz serving

3. does mountain dew have caffeine?
yes, 55 somethings per 12oz serving

4. elliott spitzer
ny governor resigns due to unruly cock

5. spitzer's apology
not a very good one

6. myspace ashley dupre
spitzer's whore

7. hotel on rivington, nyc
meeting a friend for drinks there

8. demetri martin daily show myspace
funny guy, funny video

This is probably going to turn out to be waaay too much effort to maintain, knowing the amount of things i google. I was also thinking that I'll provide a link to each google search, but that's starting to get crazy.

3.14.2008

9. what is the list of demands song in the nike commercial
that song gets me fired up.



10. record and edit tv on ibook
11. record tv on mac
what do I need to do this? didn't find the exact answer I was looking for, this is closest: eyetv

12. Clueless
this is for work, but it's not a bad movie.

13. wamu whoo hoo ad video
this campaign is so awful I can't find video of it anywhere online.

14. where is the eyetv activation code?
i bought this eyeTV device so I could record video and post it for our irateads site. but I couldn't find the activation code.

15. Juno
need some pictures.

16. Ellen Page
not enough picture results from juno, surprisingly.

17. popular teen movies
what are the kids watching these days?

18. fairy tale rapunzel
just wanted to clarify that I had the right fairy tale.

19. high school choir songs
for a script I'm writing. i know nothing about choir.

19a. popular choir songs
shouldn't there just be a list of these?

19b. what songs do girls choirs sing
can someone tell me? is there a standard?

19c. what's a good girls choir song
I just don't know.

20. favorite web sites
i can never remember the initials for this site. and apparently I think website is two words. is it?

21. black thought
i wanted to know what his real name was. Tariq Luqmaan Trotter.

22. mean girls
pictures please.

23. mean girls screen grabs
i need some pictures.

24. traveler's health clinic new york
you ever want to go on a trip?

25. free hepatitis A shots New York City
sometimes a man needs free shots.